Your message has been gently taken from RAE's server with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of exactly 32.8 imaginary minions are currently polishing your message to make sure it is in the most pristine condition before it is placed on RAE's space-age, 3d printed desk made from Tony Stark's discarded Iron Man suits.
Once on RAE's desk, your message will be guarded by a hawk with adamantium claws.
Dubstep music will play as RAE walks in to receive your message.
Silence will fall as RAE approaches your message. Lights will dim. Babies all over the world will suddenly stop crying.
RAE will then receive your message by means of a technology yet unknown to mankind.
Once received, RAE will launch his imaginary 32.8 minions into a wonderful celebration. A great feast will be had. Drinks shall be poured.
After the celebration, RAE will reply to your message by means of the same unknown technology through which your message was received.
A cryptographer specially transported from the future from an alternate universe will decipher RAE's reply to your message.
The team of 32.8 imaginary minions will polish your deciphered reply to make sure it is in the most pristine condition before being sent to you, after which it will be placed in the finest gold-lined box money can buy for some quiet reflection.
Your reply will then be sent to RAE's server with sterilized contamination-free gloves, with the team of 32.8 imaginary minions waving goodbye, and tears of joy in their eyes.
We all hope you enjoyed your time at Plutus' Normative, and that you got something valuable in return for the time you gave us. We really appreciate it since time is the only resource that once gone, never comes back.